Oh, the joys of shark fishing
It's the best kind of wishing
For a thrill that's quite vicious
But also quite delicious
You'll need a big rod and reel
And a boat that's quite keel
A cooler filled with ice
For the catch of the day, quite nice
But beware, oh fisher of shark
These creatures can leave a mark
Their teeth sharp and their bites strong
They won't hesitate to do you wrong
So keep a safe distance, dear friend
Or your fishing trip may come to an end
But if you're brave and you're bold
And your heart is pure gold
You'll catch a shark, yes you will
And your fishing tales will give you a thrill
So come on down to the sea
And give shark fishing a try
You'll have a blast, I guarantee
It's the catch of a lifetime, oh my!
